A series of unfortunate events...

Perhaps being simply too stressed up to actually count my blessings… Seems that an ancient evil has risen and so it has cursed my life even more, to make certain that I know what pain is, period, by annoying me to death. And so the unfortunate events continue…


Monday
The idea was to get the car fixed, but Ito was not there. So, to Yauco Plaza and to wait for Raven who was to arrive in a second… or two… or three… or perhaps within an hour, or two… Get the point? A long wait, and so she appears with the Riddler. How cute. So, a small trip to a hardware shop to get some paint, and then to Ponce’s Mall to get completely annoyed. Whatever, long story. Let’s keep this short. Went back home, very tired from all the walking done… Loooong useless day…


Tuesday
Groundels birthday. Yay. Not much to do about it because of lack of fundings… Went to Raven’s lair, Groundel got in the pool with Ravens kids and it all ended with me fighting with Groundel over some old issues… Delivered him, but he called and middlepoints may have been reached… Sort of… And another useless fruitless day passed away…


Wednesday
The morning began with a recount of all the evil things I do for the fun of myself… Or so it is, according to Auntie. She delivered a speech to LS stating basically that I am a lazy ass that lives to be served and that do nothing else of worth… It bothered me, but the Guajataca Trails contented me. Upon arriving from the big adventure, little did I knew that chaos would be unleashed and I was to savor the cup of ultimate annoyance…

Auntie announced in her flamboyant ways that Uncle wanted to reach me, and so the speech of the bitch that won’t answer the phone began. No sense in actually acknowledging that she called all the wrong phones, not my cel… She ended up screaming at the top of her lungs all the descriptive things she said oh so politely to LS in the morning. So, to cool her off (oddly enough I was thinking of Animal Planet’s showing how to tame wild animals when they are deeply upset) I sprinkled her with water. As she turned to throw something at me, the whole glass of water went her way, and so my fate was sealed: I had dared to defile the shrine of an ancient rampage goddess, and so punishment had to fall over me. Flying objects, kicks and punches… Me daring to grab her hands so she would stop hitting me insanely only made things worst as she started screaming in top of her lungs that I was hitting her (WTF?) and that I would not stay another minute in the house.

So, the flying objects went to the outside, where she started throwing my stuff. Trying to ignore the tantrum I simply started to take things from the floor… Oh, the disrespect of that! Later on Uncle called, and her screaming only caused him to warn me that if we both did not stop it he would hang up. Things that makes you go hmmm… I confined myself to my room for a while, all the time she was making the front page on all important newspapers advertising to all what a bitch I am… She was to call my mother to come and take me away (that’s a BIG WTF!!!). I went out to put the car inside the garage, and a shower that began with me being a hypocrite and fresh and conscienceless began. I just put the car in, and went to entomb myself inside my room… I know she called my mother and my granny and other people… Whatever. Barricated the door because she can get really psycho, and tried to sleep on it… A pointless stupid thing that began with my uncle's need to reach me ended up with me being thrown out of the house... It gets better by the second... My aunt cursed me.


Thursday
Had to meet the guy that will do doors and windows for the house, so had to get off the house. My main concern was that, knowing my aunt, she would throw everything outside and close with different locks, locking me out… But, I had to go. Met the guy, Uncle was there too manifesting his machete in the way… 7 doors and moving a window will be $2,000. So that was the big ouch of the month. But, has to be done, I need security first before actually moving things over there…

Lady in the Water: Lovely movie, innocent, a bit refreshing, a bit predictable but entertaining.

At night the locks were intact, so I just sneaked in to take a bath and sleep.


Friday
I dared to have breakfast at home, doing everything myself… Gee, and I don’t just die, sorry Auntie! Still not talking to me, so I guess she expects me to be out by Sunday… We’ll see. Even Uncle wont move me out until there is light at the house and what has to be fixed is fixed… So… She will have to deal with it for a bit longer…

My intention was to start house cleanup, but there was no water. Pissed at that, wandered the mall in search of useful things that vanished because now I am cursed. Great. Went home, confined myself to kittyland and then to sleep. Another useless day had passed…


Saturday
The plan was to go to Yauco early to do my car… Foiled plan, because I keep forgetting I am cursed. The shock absorvers were not the right ones, so after all this time, had to go to WA to try getting the right ones. Because I am cursed there was none available, and so they will try reaching me during the week if they get them… So… Back home, since I was stuck with a keep pain… took a pair of pills and off to bed. There was a mild storm and I didn’t notice… Woke up at night, in time to go grab a burger and visit Raven for a bit. The exciting part was the cops blocking the way to Raven’s lair… LOL That was cool, but as usual, no one stops me… They must feel the goodness when they see my aura and they get so nauseous… Dared to arrive almost at midnight, and everything was deserted but with the right locks… Another useless day survived…


Sunday just arrived… Cannot tell how it all will end up today… I just know that soon I will go off to bed, under a pill spell that will last for 8 hours… After that, please say a prayer for me, so at least half of all curses are lifted, thank-u-very-much… I need peace and quiet to start working on Monday…


And this has been the series of unfortunate events that has been occurring in my small pathetic life simply to make it more annoying than the usual… Hurray, hurray… Sometimes just working and sleeping provides ultimate fun… Who knew…

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