As I got in the car to work, I was pissed. Very pissed. I get annoyed when I get a blame for something I didn’t do… so what? Anyway, as I was on the crossroad near my apartment, something went on my car’s ceiling. The noise gave me the answer: A dove. And the stupid dove wouldn’t get off the car. So, I thought that when the light changes and the car move then it would go away. Nope. The noise again. And this time it was followed by the dove getting on the car’s spare tire. Ok… The dove started to annoy me… So as the car moved again, it tried to fly, but got stuck on the tire’s chain. The sound of the wings against the window was not amusing. Seems that the dove was trapped by a leg and couldn’t take off. On the next light seems it managed to set free, and again, she went to the car’s ceiling. No, this is not a crappy TV comedy show… As the car moved again, I saw a shadow dropping to a side, and looking through the mirror I saw that the dove fall on the other street way, looking around, and ready to choose its next target…

So, finally I had to laugh. As mad as I was, seems that God went through a small trouble to make me smile… And so, I arrived at work… Luckily, the dove didn’t print… :P


Ok, and now to the printing thingie, so you actually GET the joke…


Two days ago, it was 4:25 pm and I was ready to sign the human resource’s list when one of my colleagues comes to me and says very seriously: “Vivian, I have a problem. I cannot print”. I stared as her and the world stopped. I don’t know why but this strange thought came to my mind: “Why is she telling me this?”. Then I came back to reality and looked at her face, as she was wondering WHY I didn’t answer her. She repeated the question and I started laughing. I burst in laughter, and just couldn’t stop. I went away, took the elevator, got into my car, and I was still laughing. I couldn’t move the car for almost 10 minutes because I was laughing so hard I was crying. Groundel was at my side, in the car, staring with a scared look in his face. Since he didn’t understand why I was crying and laughing nonstop, he thought someone did something at work… I tried to calm down, started to explain and burst in hysterical laughter again. I gave up. Got home, and whenever I thought of the printing business I laughed. Yesterday, first thing in the morning, as I was signing my arrival, I saw the girl again. Bad thing, I burst in laughter again. She came to me, concerned. “But Viv, what is it? You get that request that often?” I answered: “Nope, but you should get some castor oil if you keep having THAT problem”.

Next! ( The sad thing, this is a true story… LOL)

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