Understandable? Reprehensible?

Ah! Ok, so I am trying to understand and reason WHY, WHY, WHY and I repeat WHY men cannot (or will not) make up their minds? Groundelette is having some trouble with her Fabio. Sheeesh, the guy HAS a gf up there in the big land of the American Dream and is uhhhh and ahhhh sighting for her, but he is over here in the Land of the Lost... hanging out with Groundelette all the time, calling her all the time and commanding her as if she were his gf... WTFk?? And if she aint around to answer him or listen to him he gets all emotionally irrationally cranky... Ahhh, but he says she is like a sister to him... Yeah, right! It is convenient for a guy to have a disposable do-it-all around while trying to keep the "faithful" frame with his gf... If the lass can be called that... Fabio is a vain, egotistical, absent minded, dumb, macho-type guy... If you ask me, he is a LOSER! He has PLENTY to learn from life, he thinks he is so important he makes me laugh. And he treats Groundelette like doggy's poo. I say down with the bastard. He doesn't deserve your heart, girl! Castration! Vindication by punishment! He needs a reality check, and oh-boy... Do I feel like giving him just that!